These are links to ";What R2D2 was really saying"; video series.  They put subtitles on moments from each Star Wars film.

These links are not safe for work/family as they contain vulgar text.  However, they're HYSTERICAL - and there's no profanity in the audio.  I watched one before I went to work and in the middle of a lesson, I made a connection between what a kid said and a line in one of these videos and lost it.

Enjoy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieUTKsg2iDI - Episode 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0GG1IpRLxA - Episode 2

Wow...I had forgotten how much I disliked those films. R2's keeping it real. :)