So, this is way off the beaten path, but I thought some of you might get a kick out this.

And pack a lunch, because you'll be reading for a while, in complete and utter disbelief.

http://www.sibelius.com/cgi-bin/helpcenter/chat/chat.pl?com=thread&start=464619&groupid=3&&guest=1#464619
http://www.sibelius.com/cgi-bin/helpcenter/chat/chat.pl?com=thread&start=462616&groupid=3&words=&name=gulic#462616

Have a pleasant day everybody.